Get Recommended by ChatGPT & Ranked on Google

What it looks like once our Nine Pillar Ranking System kicks in.

A real practice's journey to dominating Google and ChatGPT and flooding their practice with new patients.

Page 1 of Google in 5 Days, #1 in the City After 49

Fast results from the start: we ranked this practice on page 1 of Google in just 5 days, then all the way up to #1 in their entire city after 49 days.

What It's Actually Like Working With Us

The practice owner reflects on the quality of service from Animal House Marketing, and what it was really like working with our team.

3 to 5 More New Patients a Day

The practice gains serious momentum and starts dominating Google in their city, now bringing in 3 to 5 more new patients a day who found them on Google or ChatGPT.

Dominating Google and ChatGPT, and Flooded With New Patients

After months of working together, the practice is completely dominating Google and ChatGPT in their city, and is now being flooded with new patients who found them on ChatGPT.

How it works

Test our Nine Pillar Ranking System out for $97. See results in 10 days.

Reserve your $97 test

Lock in your spot. No contract, no commitment.

Pick your keyword

Together, we pick a highly valuable keyword you're not already ranking for on Google or in ChatGPT.

We build your Rank Fast pages

Specialized SEO and AEO pages, designed and written for that exact keyword.

You upload them in minutes

We hand you the finished pages. Upload them to your site in a few minutes.

Track your results live

Over the next 10 days, search your keyword anytime and watch your rankings. We track them every day too.

Didn't rank? You're covered

Not on page one of Google or recommended by ChatGPT in 10 days? Full $97 refund plus $500 in SEO credits.

It worked? Scale it

Rank for even more keywords with monthly packages from $495/mo, targeting new keywords every single month.

Zero contracts100% money-back guarantee if we don't get you ranked in 10 days

Read everything on the Rank Fast page for full details and conditions.

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Why work with us

Why practices choose Animal House Marketing over other agencies

Real rankings in weeks, not months

Most agencies ask you to wait 6 to 12 months before anything moves. We build pages designed to rank fast, and we prove it on your own site: your first keyword on page one of Google or recommended by ChatGPT within 10 days of going live, guaranteed.

A measurable increase in new patients

Rankings are just the vehicle. We target the exact services and conditions you want more of, then set up tracking so you can see the new patients who found you on Google and ChatGPT and booked. Real patients, not vanity traffic.

Industry-leading money-back guarantees

We carry the risk, not you. On qualifying packages, choose a 60-day, no-questions-asked, 100% refund where we revert your site, or our 10-day guarantee: page one or your money back.

Affordable entry points

Start with a $97 test and zero commitment. If it works, ongoing packages start as low as $495/mo, so real growth doesn't require a five-figure retainer.

Real ROI that compounds

Every month adds new pages and new rankings on top of the last, so your returns keep growing. Ads stop the day you stop paying. These rankings keep working.

An asset you own

The pages and rankings we build live on your site and belong to you. Once you hold those top spots, competitors can't easily take them away or catch up.

Specialized in medical

Built specifically for medical practices, so every page is shaped around how patients actually search for care: the condition, the treatment, and the doctor nearby.

Founder-led, team-supported

Your strategy is built by the person who designed the system, then executed with help from my team. I stay hands-on with every account, so nothing gets handed off and forgotten.

No contracts on most packages

Most packages are month to month. We earn your business every single month, and we have yet to enforce a single contract.

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Jan Cankusic, founder of Animal House Marketing

Jan CankusicFounder, Animal House Marketing

Meet the founder

Meet the founder behind the Nine Pillar Ranking System

I developed the Nine Pillar Ranking System over 6 years. First, 3 years at two of the largest SEO agencies in the country, The HOTH and Authority Builders, managing over $1.5 million in annual SEO spend for hundreds of businesses at a time. Then 3 years running my own agency specialized in medical SEO, in the weeds with real practices.

That volume let me test what actually moves rankings with millions of dollars of real client budgets, something most SEO experts never get the chance to do.

I still work on every account. I build your strategy myself, and my team helps me execute it, so it never gets handed off and forgotten.

6 yearsbuilding and testing the system

$1.5M+in annual SEO spend managed

100%of accounts I personally work on

Get your medical practice on page one of Google and recommended by ChatGPT within 10 days, guaranteed.