World-Class Guarantees | Animal House Marketing

10-day guarantee

The 10-Day Ranking Guarantee

We get you on page one of Google or recommended by ChatGPT within 10 days of your new content going live, or your money back.

We pick a valuable keyword you're not already ranking for and build the content to target it.
The moment your content goes live, the 10-day clock starts.
We track your rankings over those 10 days and review the results with you on day 10.

Rank Fast Pack ($97): a full $97 refund, plus $500 in SEO credits.
Monthly packages with Try Before You Buy: you don't pay for your first month until we prove we can rank you. If we miss and you're not impressed, cancel within 72 hours for a full refund, including your onboarding fee.

Your content goes live exactly as we provide it: URL, meta title, meta description, H1, and a footer link.
You attend your day-10 results meeting.

60-day guarantee

Not happy in your first 60 days? You get 100% of your money back. No questions asked.

Available on qualifying monthly packages.
If you're not convinced in the first 60 days, tell us and we refund every dollar.
We revert your site to exactly where it was before we started, so you're never worse off.

We'd rather earn your business than lock you into it. Most of our packages have no contract, and we have yet to enforce a single one.

Please note: Refer to your package details for the exact terms of your guarantee. Eligibility, requirements, and coverage vary by package.