We'll get you on page 1 of Google or recommended by ChatGPT in 10 days. Guaranteed.

Ranked within 10 days of publishing your new pages, or your money back plus $500 in SEO credits.

Fall Kickoff Sale
TheRank Fast Pack
$495 $97
You save $398
Example: your practice ranked #1 on Google for 'family doctor near me'
Example: your practice recommended #1 by ChatGPT for 'best family doctor near me'
Example: page one on Google and a top pick in ChatGPT

Lock in this offer by booking a quick call, so we can choose your keyword together.

Schedule your Rank Fast Call →

What's included in your Rank Fast Pack

  • We'll rank you on page one of Google or get you recommended by ChatGPT for your first keyword bundle, one you don't already rank for.
  • We meet with you and decide on the keyword bundle we'll target and rank you for.
  • We build your complete 4-page Rank Stack using our Query Qualifier system, everything your website needs to rank for that keyword bundle on Google or in ChatGPT within 10 days of publishing.
  • We give you everything to add to your site in HTML and content versions, so you can upload it quickly and easily.
  • Once uploaded, we track the results with you over the next 10 days to make sure you land on page one of Google or in ChatGPT's recommendations.
If you don't land on page one of Google or get recommended by ChatGPT, you get a 100% refund, plus $500 in SEO credits. To qualify, attend your 10-day results meeting, where we check your rankings together. Miss it, and the guarantee is forfeited.

How it works

  1. Schedule your Rank Fast Call to lock in this offer.
  2. On the call, we'll choose your keyword bundle together and explain exactly how the system works, before you decide whether to sign up.
  3. If you sign up, we'll collect your $97 payment on the call, then build your ready-to-publish pages within 24 hours and hand them over to you.
  4. After that, we'll track the results with you over the next 10 days, then meet on day 10 to review your rankings together. This meeting is required to keep your guarantee.

What it looks like once it works: A Real Practice's Journey to Dominating Google and ChatGPT and Flooding Their Practice With New Patients

Page 1 of Google in 5 Days, #1 in the City After 49

Fast results from the start: we ranked this practice on page 1 of Google in just 5 days, then all the way up to #1 in their entire city after 49 days.

What It's Actually Like Working With Us

The practice owner reflects on the quality of service from Animal House Marketing, and what it was really like working with our team.

3 to 5 More New Patients a Day

The practice gains serious momentum and starts dominating Google in their city, now bringing in 3 to 5 more new patients a day who found them on Google or ChatGPT.

Dominating Google and ChatGPT, and Flooded With New Patients

After months of working together, the practice is completely dominating Google and ChatGPT in their city, and is now being flooded with new patients who found them on ChatGPT.

Monthly packages from $495/mo

Want to rank for even more keywords?

No problem. After we show you we can rank you, you can sign up for an ongoing monthly package. Our monthly SEO packages start at $495 a month, and our bigger packages rank you for new keywords on Google and ChatGPT every single month.

Fall Kickoff Sale

Ready to grab your Rank Fast Pack?

$495 $97 while the Fall Kickoff Sale lasts. Backed by our page-one guarantee.

Schedule your Rank Fast Call →

Eligibility: Not every practice is eligible for the Rank Fast Pack or its guarantee. Your practice needs to be somewhat established. If you're not eligible, we'll let you know during your call.