Animal House Marketing helps medical practices rank on page one of Google and get recommended by ChatGPT, fast. Here's who's behind it.

Jan CankusicFounder, Animal House Marketing
I'm Jan Cankusic, founder of Animal House Marketing. I've spent the last 6 years focused on one question: what actually makes a business rank?
For 3 of those years, I worked at two of the largest SEO agencies in the country, The HOTH and Authority Builders. I managed over $1.5 million in annual SEO spend for hundreds of businesses at a time. I was promoted onto the team building their products and systems, which were deployed to thousands of customers, and I worked on their internal SEO.
That's where the Nine Pillar Ranking System came from. At that volume, you see exactly what moves rankings and what doesn't, tested on millions of dollars of real client budgets. Most SEO experts never get that kind of data.
Then I launched my own agency, specialized in medical SEO, to bring that system to the practices that need it most. I've spent the last 3 years in the weeds with real practices, and every campaign has made the system sharper.
I still work on every account. I build your strategy myself, and my team helps me execute it.
I build your strategy myself, and my team helps me execute it. When you have a question, you talk to the person making the decisions.
The system behind your campaign was built and tested across hundreds of businesses and millions of dollars in real SEO spend, not theory.
For the last 3 years I've focused on medical practices, so everything is built around how patients actually search for care.
We measure success in new patients from Google and ChatGPT, not traffic, and we set up tracking so you can see your ROI.
Page one of Google or recommended by ChatGPT in 10 days, or your money back plus $500 in SEO credits.
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