This Disclaimer applies to animalhousemarketing.com (the "Site") and all services, offers, content, videos, reports, and communications from Animal House Media, Inc., doing business as Animal House Marketing ("we," "us," or "our"). It is part of our Terms of Service.
Please read it carefully. Marketing results are never certain, and yours will depend on many factors outside our control.
01Results are not guaranteed
Except where a specific offer expressly states a guarantee in writing, we make no promise or guarantee of any specific result. That includes rankings on Google or any search engine, recommendations by ChatGPT or any AI tool, website traffic, calls, leads, new patients, revenue, or return on investment.
Where an offer does include a guarantee, it applies only as written on that offer, only if every stated condition is met, and your remedy is limited to what that guarantee expressly provides.
02Your results will vary
Results depend on many factors, including your specialty, location, market size, competition, website history, domain authority, reviews, reputation, budget, how quickly you provide access and approvals, how your practice handles calls and new patient inquiries, and changes made by search engines and AI platforms. Two practices receiving the same services can see very different outcomes.
03Testimonials and case studies
Testimonials, videos, and case studies on the Site reflect the real experiences of specific clients and are shared with their permission. They describe individual results, not typical results, and are not a promise that you will achieve the same or similar outcomes. Results shown may have been achieved over different timeframes and with different service levels than those you purchase.
04Projections, estimates, and examples
Growth projections, ROI estimates, new patient estimates, keyword forecasts, timelines, sample reports, mock-ups, and example screenshots are illustrations based on available data and our experience. They are estimates, not promises, and actual results may be higher or lower. Any example labeled as a sample does not represent a specific client's results.
05Search engines and AI platforms
We do not own, control, or have any special relationship with Google, OpenAI (ChatGPT), Microsoft, or any other search engine or AI platform. These companies decide how their results and recommendations work and can change them at any time, without notice. Rankings and recommendations can rise, fall, or disappear for reasons no marketer can control or predict.
We are not affiliated with or endorsed by any of these companies. Their names and trademarks belong to their respective owners and are used only to describe our services.
06Not medical, legal, or financial advice
Nothing on the Site or in our services is medical, legal, tax, or financial advice. Our content, reports, and recommendations are marketing information only. Please consult a qualified professional for advice about your specific situation.
07Compliance is your responsibility
You are responsible for making sure everything published about your practice, including website content, listings, ads, and claims about treatments or outcomes, complies with the laws, regulations, and professional rules that apply to you. This includes healthcare advertising rules, state licensing board requirements, FTC advertising and endorsement rules, and patient privacy laws such as HIPAA. Please review content before it is published and tell us about any rule specific to your profession or state.
08Outside links and embedded content
The Site may link to or embed content from other websites and services, such as YouTube, Stripe, and Calendly. We are not responsible for their content, availability, or privacy practices. Using them is subject to their own terms.
09Accuracy and changes
We work to keep the Site accurate and current, but it may contain errors or outdated information. Prices, offers, promotions, and service details can change at any time. The terms in effect when you purchase are the ones that apply to that purchase.
10Limitation of liability
Your use of the Site and our services is at your own risk and is subject to the limitation of liability and other terms in our Terms of Service.
11Contact us
Questions about this Disclaimer? Email us at hello@animalhousemarketing.com.